A few years later, after I had reformed and he had found his
sexual prowess as a black, well learned, charming, distracted, metrosexual, fashion loving, whore from New
York he came a - visiting. My housemates
proceeded to fall in love with him instantly (including the Gay best friend).
I don’t know how things are in the big apple, but in Blighty if you
visit someone who is giving you free food and board in a house share, you bring
gifts. Flowers, a sleeping bag,
massages, etc are all solid legal tender.
Under slept and frustrated I was glad to see the back of him. We will always be friends.
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